~18 ~ Michigan ~
I'm in love with David Bowie, Saturday Night Live, The 70s, and anyone who can make me laugh
“Who cares about people’s personal lives? How are you then able to disappear into a role? Trust me, if I had something interesting to say about myself, I would.”
"your whole ass is out in those shorts"
When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more
"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”
Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner